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UFC 114 Results: Wrestling Is Killing MMA With all due respect to wrestling base in MMA, the excessive laying, praying, and humping are destroying the upstart sport. AKPC_IDS...
Gianduia: Apple’s Answer to Adobe’s Flash Unlike Flash and other plugins we use, Gianduia does not need plugins to be installed in your favorite browser, since...
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Giant Oarfish Found In Swedish Waters A 12-foot Giant Oarfish- the largest bony fish in the world- has been found in Swedish waters, a maritime expert...
Kendra’s Sex Tape Stills Leaked Vivid Entertainment finally released sex tape stills of ex-playmate Kendra Wilkinson. The video was shot in 2005, just after Kendra...
Chinese Astronauts Ate Dog Meat While In Orbit The first Chinese man in space revealed that he and his crew on the 2003 Shenzhou Five mission ate dog...
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Taylor Momsen Cusses On British TV Starlet Taylor Momsen made a lasting impression on a British morning show “This Morning” by swearing on live TV regarding...
Mel Gibson Got Freaky With A Polish Porn Star? Polish porn actress is claiming she had a torrid affair with actor/director/producer Mel Gibson while his then-girlfriend, Russian singer Oksana...
Nokia to Apple: Oh, It’s On Nokia accused Apple of infringing five patents including enhanced speech and data transmissions and antenna configurations that boost performance yet...
Elvis Presley May Have Died Of Chronic Constipation Elvis Presley may have died because of chronic constipation and not, as widely reported, because of cardiac arrhythmia. AKPC_IDS += "652,";Popularity:...
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Another Security-Related Facebook Glitch A major security glitch in Facebook allows any users to access private chats of people on their friend’s list. AKPC_IDS +=...
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Apologizes To DWTS Contestant Erin Andrews The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck came under fire for her inappropriate comment on Erin Andrew’s next-to-nothing outfits on Dancing With The...
Motocross Superstar Dead At 32 Motocross superstar Andrew McFarlane died after suffering a harrowing crash at the Australian national Championship event. AKPC_IDS += "564,";Popularity: 25% [?]
Kim Kardashian’s Ex-Hubby Tell All Thomas painted Kim as a fame-mongering cheater who had work done on various parts of her body. This interview came...
Anti-Gay Activist Vacationing With A Male Escort Notorious anti-gay activist and founder of Family Research Council George Alan Rekers was caught vacationing in Europe with a 20-year...
How To Make A Time Machine “All you need is a wormhole, the Large Hadron Collider or a rocket that goes really, really fast” AKPC_IDS += "543,";Popularity:...
Spiderman Saves The Day A comic book owner dressed up as Spiderman foils a robbery attempt at his shop in Australia. AKPC_IDS += "540,";Popularity: 1%...
Death By Swamp Eel The hapless man died when his friends jokingly inserted a live eel in his rectum while the victim is in...
A Million Sold! Apple just announced that a month after its release, more than a million iPad units has been sold. AKPC_IDS += "527,";Popularity:...
Poor Man’s Lady Gaga: Christina Aguilera From imitating Britney Spears to copying Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera continues to play second fiddle after all these years. AKPC_IDS...
How To Train Your Dragon The final battle is a real piece of work. 3D or otherwise, there’s no denying the fact that this...
Fried Fish Has Never Been This Tasty The tastiest fried fish you will ever sink your teeth into is located at the Victoria Harbour at Hong Kong. AKPC_IDS...
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Modern-Day Polymath Guide The ultimate 3-step guide in becoming a modern day Michelangelo. AKPC_IDS += "241,";Popularity: 8% [?]
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  • Hungry, You Say?0January 16, 2011

    Hungry, You Say?

    It’s big. It’s juicy. It’s THE Bully Burger! AKPC_IDS += "994,";Popularity: 4% [?]
  • UFC 114 Results: Wrestling Is Killing MMA0May 31, 2010

    UFC 114 Results: Wrestling Is Killing MMA

    With all due respect to wrestling base in MMA, the excessive laying, praying, and humping are destroying the upstart sport. AKPC_IDS...
  • Gianduia: Apple’s Answer to Adobe’s Flash0May 27, 2010

    Gianduia: Apple’s Answer to Adobe’s Flash

    Unlike Flash and other plugins we use, Gianduia does not need plugins to be installed in your favorite browser, since...
  • Rumor: HP to Release WebOS Tablet Late 20100May 27, 2010

    Rumor: HP to Release WebOS Tablet Late 2010

    Just after acquiring Palm, HP is quite excited to release a WebOS-powered tablet in Q3 this year. AKPC_IDS += "722,";Popularity: 2%...
  • Giant Oarfish Found In Swedish Waters0May 14, 2010

    Giant Oarfish Found In Swedish Waters

    A 12-foot Giant Oarfish- the largest bony fish in the world- has been found in Swedish waters, a maritime expert...
  • Kendra’s Sex Tape Stills Leaked1May 14, 2010

    Kendra’s Sex Tape Stills Leaked

    Vivid Entertainment finally released sex tape stills of ex-playmate Kendra Wilkinson. The video was shot in 2005, just after Kendra...
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